Kick Movie Dialouges

Friend : Yeh Doctor Shaina Hai.
Salman Khan : Tab e main kahun mera dil mareez kiun hua ja raha hai.

Salman Khan : Mujh se jo dushmani mol leta hai us pe ooper wala to reham kar deta hai magar main nahi.
Agr tu ne mere dost ki taraf aankh utha kar bhi dekha to yahan pani nahi tera khoon bahy ga.

Other : Aray ja kahan raha hai hero??? Teri halat to hum patli kar dein gay. Tu aik hai aur ham itny.

Jacqueline Fernandez : Piyar aur tum se?

Salman Khan : Jab hoga na, tu yeh sab hoga lekin kuch dikhai nahi dega. Subha shaam sirf meri baatan, meri yaadain, thats it.

Jacqueline Fernandez : You are such a headache.

Salman Khan : Ye headache nai hai ye mere pyar ka hangover hai. Jisse tum khud bhi utarna nai chahu gi.

Salman Khan : Dil rakhny ke liye jo kaam karo wo kabhi dil se nahi hota.
Rishtay ko mazboot hona chahye majboor nahi.

Salman Khan : Shaina mein tumhary sath burha hona chahta hon, tumhari waja se nahi.

Randeep : Meri wardi pe medal buhat lagy hain, per daagh sirf aik.
Pta nahi kon hai, kahan hai, sirf uska naam pta hai, Devil.

Policeman : Subha se 9 bhasha change kar chuka hai, baar baar bolta hai hindi bolne se mujhy Kick nahi lagti.

Randeep : Paida to main bhi shareef hua tha.
Zara hum bhi to dekhain hum se bara shaitan kon paida ho gya.

Shaina's Father : 17 languages janta hon per ye jo aansoun wali language ha na ye sab say easy or effective ha

Zara hum bhi toh dekhe ke humse bada shaitaan kon paida hogaya

Shaina's Father : Ye Shaina bhi kaisa ladka leke aa rahi hai, logon ko maarta hai, lekin dil ka bohot accha hai

Salman's Friends : Ye maarta sirf ek ko hai, baaki apne aap bhaag jate hain

Shaina : Ye kya hota hai Kick

Apni Kick ke liye tum kiski bhi jaan khatre mei daal sakte ho

Salman Khan : Vo jeena bhi kya jeena hai jisme Kick na ho pagli

Randeep : Pata nahi kon hai, kahan hai, sirf uska naam pata hai devil

Salman Khan : Paida toh mei bhi sharif hua tha, par sharafat se apni kabhi nahi bani

Randeep : Mere vardi pe medal bohot lage hai, par daag sirf ek

Salman Khan : Mere baare mei itna mat sochna, dil mei aata hu, samaj mei nahi

Randeep : Machli chahe kitni bhi tez ho ek baar fas jaye to kilo ke bhaav bikti hai

Shaina's Father : Jail jaa chuka hai, lekin dil ka bohot accha hai

Jacqueline : Ye kaisa human being hai ?

Friend : Ye saala ek dam ulta hai, ye being human hai

Randeep : Ma case or face kabhi nai bholta

Salman Khan : Itne bade ho gaye ho, itni lambi daadi nikal aayi hai phir bhi mandir mein parvesh karte ho vo bhi jooto ke saath, sharam aani chahiye

Salman Khan : Hathkadi pehna ke leke chalo, isme kick hai

Jacqueline Fernandez : Google ke paas har cheez ka jawaab mil jayega lekin iska nahi

Gajra : Dar gaya... mujhe bada maza aata hai jab koi darta hai, pata chalta hai use apni zindagi ki parwah hai, aur jise zindagi ki parvah hoti hai maa kasam maarne ka maza usi ko aata hai

Salman Khan : Chehre par gussa, man mein gaali..goli bhi chala li, fir bhi dono haath khaali

Police Man : Baar baar bolta hai hindi bolne se mereko Kick nahi lagti, Kick nahi lagti

Salman Khan : Agar saamne aa ke gale bhi lag jau na, tab bhi tu mujhe pehchaan nahi paayega

Randeep : Abhi eid aa rahi hai aur vo apni eidi lene zaroor aayega

Salman Khan : Aapne bill de diya? nai main isliye pooch raha tha kyuki baad mein aap bill nahi de paaoge

Salman Khan : Aap devil ke peeche, devil aapke peeche, too much fun

Randeep : Saalay nokri or chokri donon lay gya or ab bol raha ha against nai ha

Salman's Father : Kuch nai hoga usse, jab larai zindagi dene ki hai to maut usse kaise rok sakti hai.

Salman Khan : Aisa lag raha tha jeet mein E Kick hai, lekin haar ka Kick! not that bad at all.

Jis din ye log haar ko enjoy karna shuru karien gay na, dunia mein jashan e jashan hon gay.

Salman Khan : Kaha tha na 14 November ko mar dena warna 15 ko tumhare samnay khara hon ga aur tum kuch bhi nai kar pao gay